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G-Force

Spoiler alert! The following phrases are uttered by guinea pigs in Disney's kiddie adventure G-Force: "That was off the hizz-ook!" "Smell you later!" "That's what's up! Pimp my ride!" "Don't try this at home, kids!" "Let's get this party started right!" "Leave no rodent behind," "Mess with the bull, you get the horns!" "I feel the need--the need for speed!" "Yippee-ki-yay, coffeemaker!" "This is my little friend. Say hello," "The horror, the horror" and "I love the smell of napalm in the morning!" If you're still reading (and love clichés and musty pop culture references), G-Force may be the movie for you.

G-Force tells the age-old tale of rodents who perform impossible missions for the U.S. government. Gathered and led by the visionary Dr. Ben Kendall (Zach Galifianakis), the team consists of earnest top commando Darwin (Sam Rockwell), techhead mole Speckles (Nicolas Cage), sexy operator Juarez (Penelope Cruz), the wisecracking Blaster (Tracy Morgan), and a fly named Mooch. These are a hip bunch, let me tell you. When they're not risking their lives with exciting spy maneuvers, Blaster works out to Lady Gaga and Juarez updates her Facebook page. Okay, so maybe G-Force is just a tad self-consciously "hip." Did I mention "little is the new big"?

Anywho, our heroes get into more trouble than usual after a mission at the estate of industrialist Leonard Saber (Bill Nighy) results in bad intel. Though Ben and his gal friday Marcie (Kelli Garner) attempt to protect their furry charges, nasty FBI suit Killian (Will Arnett) immediately shuts down the program, causing the team to flee for their freedom. They wind up in a pet store cage, where they meet crazed hamster-ferret mutt Bucky (Steve Buscemi) and gregarious guinea pig Hurley (Jon Favreau), who wants to join in on the team's action. Can the team escape, put a stop to Saber's plan for world domination, and restore their standing in the intelligence community? Is the Pope Catholic?

Let's not kid ourselves: wee ones will enjoy the showiness and lightness of G-Force, which employs 3-D and integrates live-action with CGI animation. It's the sort of movie that knows to put its money not towards the script so much as to the effects and the casting. The action scenes are dynamic for a movie aimed at children (especially the car chase involving the hamster-ball-styled Rapid Deployment Vehicle), and Disney bought up an impressive lineup of actors with comic chops to voice the heroes or to stare at the spots where the animated characters would be inserted (Niecy Nash and Loudon Wainwright also briefly appear). G-Force may sound like just another late-night Cinemax movie, but it's actually just another disposable kiddie blockbuster.